January 2012
koneko is far too much of a anxiety ridden fuck to...
pukes everywhere
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atapi:
FOR CHRISTMAS I MARATHONNED DOCTOR WHO
for new years I guess I’m marathonning the twilight zone
american tv is great sometimes goddamn
BUT DOCTOR WHO IS BRITISH NOT AMERICAN GOSH
how do you live without tv at home tv is what keeps me sane
December 2011
why does every serious socialogical issue have to...
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Fanfiction: So you want to read something?
Me: Absolutely.
Fanfiction: I'm about your OTP and I have a really interesting plot.
Me: Wonderful.
Fanfiction: Great grammar too.
Me: My favourite.
Fanfiction: And I'm rated PG-13.
Me: Not available.
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averyniceprince:
i got this adorable necklace during a betsey johnson 40% off jewelry sale at vegas
what i didn’t know, however!
was that this necklace was also a locket!!!!!
so uh emi who’s that your boyfriend or somethin in there
yes
yes it is
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4thjuly1996:
i don’t have ships
i have a fucking naval fleet
oh mother fucker I went on google looking for... →
is this my punishment for unironically using the term ‘yaoi’ in a search
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stormcloud:
i don’t care how big or small ur wiener is. what im really attracted to is the wiener inside u. ur heart wiener.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrap_rage →
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For those of you who asked..
catbountry:
the-milk-eyed-mender:
catbountry:
rubbyrubbishbin:
cindork:
nigga-chan:
kingjaffejoffer:
cuntbarf:
The jar of blood (when opened)smells like a mixture of the most rotten eggs you have ever smelled, vinegar, and a gangrenous wound.
I can’t open it in the house, because the smells stays for days.
This is why I am so afraid of it breaking. The smell would forever...
robotlyra:
If tumblr was McDonalds, all the burgers and sandwiches and nuggets and fries would be served without condiments. You’d be free to bring and add your own condiments to actually make the dining experience fully ENJOYABLE, but occasionally Ronald McDonald would stand by your table, sigh disapprovingly and comment on how all the ketchup stains make his life so hard.
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this brings the total of shirts I own up to thirty...
which doesnt sound that bad
until you realize I own less then half that number of pants/skirts/general bottom wear
I have a weakness for graphic tees okay
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halotharfroggies:
galosengen:
40 seconds in
she’s stuck on the rope and she’s trying to yell the “safe word” which is apparently chibi
i already want to quit
Turn back now.
For the love of god
Turn back now.
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I think my biggest problem with the idea of "You...
catbountry:
To me it seems like a completely anti-intellectual standpoint on top of being completely humorless.
So that’s two things I can’t stand right there.
princessgotrunoverbyareindeer:
it also seems like people assume others can really HELP what makes them laugh
i’ve had sudden laughing reactions at things i had never thought i would find funny
could i help it?
no
does it make me a “horrible person” for enjoying something?
no
the whole concept of “X IS NEVER EVER FUNNY” is really narrow-minded, considering that there are like, billions of...
dawdger:
tumblr: the jealous ex girlfriend trying to convince you that missing e has an std
robotlyra:
When so many users are using an Outside Developer Add-on “Hack” that it fucks up your own platform’s performance, maybe you should consider contacting that Outside Developer and possibly work to start including all the really super helpful fixes that they made.
You know, like if everyone starts bringing in their own ketchup to your restaurant, maybe you really start to look into...
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WARNING: Unsupported browser add-on "Missing-E"...
[warning for ableist word]
fiztheancient:
littleotherkinthings-andproblems:
[image text: “Otherkin problems: “Animals are stupid”.”]
how fucking “stupid” do you have to be to not be able-bodied??
every time someone says the word ‘stupid’ is ableist I am overwhelmed with the urge to ram my fist through my laptop
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
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other misconceptions
stripitdown:
you can’t view the great wall of china from the moon.
marie antoinette didn’t say ‘let them eat cake’. it was a saying that jean jacques rousseau attributed to a ‘great princess’ (not antoinette, who was only ten when he made this claim) who said ‘have them eat brioche’.
nero didn’t start the fire in rome, it was probably started by his political enemies who knew it would be...
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sweetguts asked: I GOT YOUR PACKAGE AND I'M SCREAMINGKDFJGDJGDS
